man jock


when you’re at the gym and another guy starts staring at you like you would prefer women too. this usually progresses into a bromance filled with compliments such as.

“bro, do you compete in fitness shows?”

“wow, breh, you got some cannons there breh, how’d you get them?”

“ah brah you look amazing brah, whats your body fat percentage?”
i was at the gym getting a double at five hundred on deads and all they guys started man jocking.

when i put up four plates on bench this dime pieces boyfriend started to man jock. it was fulfilling.

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