the kind of wood a man carries between his legs. it could be oak, pine, mahogany or bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.
i asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and f-ck. when she said no i said “what you don’t like pizza”? at that point she kicked me in the man lumber.
a flaming h-m-s-xual hillbillie… aka d-ckbillie the d-ckbillie was singing and dancing around the bar.
- poo mist
when your fart is so dense you can almost feel, smell, and taste it in the are. its like a light rain (mist) in a humid climate, however the weather is from your b-tt. guy1: d-mnit, what is that? its like i walked into a stinky cloud! guy2: haha, you just walked into poo mist.
- c*ke bonner
when you’re on gear and have managed to secure a woman – you try getting an erection but can’t get it up due to the c-ke in your system. the base is slightly hard but the rest of your p-n-s is flaccid. “i was so rushing last night i couldn’t get it up. i had […]
- p*ssy depression
when you have not had vigina in a while.that includes touching tasting and penetrating yea man my dude say he going through p-ssy depression
- c*nt fuz
the smallest unit of measurement larry i need you to shave a c-nt fuz off my neck