man mitten


when a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his -ss after a big duke.
hey bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.
when you have so much bbq sauce on your fingers from eating ribs, you have to grab things like your cup with the palms of your hands.
hey man, these ribs are so good but i have to use my man mittens to pick up my drink!

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