Man-oculars


originates from and is a mixture of the words “binoculars” and “man”. it is womens’ personal opinions of the way in which they view men. could be considered as an opinion, but specifically and only used when referring to a bloke! only straight women and gay men have man-oculars.
wanda: “mmmmm… he’s fine!”
zoe: “ergh! i don’t think so! get your man-oculars fixed!”
christine: “for sure! but he doesn’t look so bad from a mile away, maybe you’re just out of focus?”

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