Man Pants


the hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. only the men with big schl-ng’s have the best man pants. not to be confused with a man onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka chewbacca.
e.g.1

girl 1: my boyfriend has the best pants!
girl 2: omg i know look at those man pants

e.g.2
boy 1: marc has the best man pants
girl 1: i know, i’m gonna root him tonight!
to have courage, guts, bravery, horse sense, gumption
“just grow some b-lls and put on your man-pants”.
a man with a bulge in all the right places.
for instance, when a man wears good quality pants that fit snug in his b-tt, as well as frontal area, making every girl wonder what’s under those man pants.
noun – clothing worn when not being a p-ssy about something.
marc put on his man-pants when he took another shot.
1. a pair of pants that are exceptionally manly. usually made of good firm material that is as rugged and tough as the man who wears them.
matt is wearing those man pants again, how dreamy.

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