Man Plate
a deep, most often gl-ss, plate used exclusively by theman of the house.
a symbol of his station.
incorrectly referred to by woman as a “pie plate”
here is your dinner hun.
woman, this isnt my man plate!
it’s dirty.
then wash it before my steak gets cold!
2 more definitions
the floor in front of his favorite place to sit.
as in, “no honey, don’t use the man-plate, here’s a saucer, hold it under your mouth while you eat that doughnut.”
a napkin or paper towel that men eat off of when they don’t want to dirty a dish.
wife- what are you doing?
husband- i didn’t want to dirty a plate so i grabbed a man plate for my pizza.
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