man pouch


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she got me right in the man pouch
when a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. like a kangaroo.
holy fecal material! why is their a baby in your man pouch?
when a girl wears pants that are too big for her causing the crotch of the pants to be far too low, around the knee region.
steph: d-mn gym teachers, they keep telling me my shorts are too short.

amanda: they told everyone that!

steph: they want us all to be rockin the man pouch! wearing guy’s basketball shorts.

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