man puddy
a man that is completely controlled by his girlfriend and can not maintain a social life outside of her reach.
mike used to be cool and hangout with the boys, now he’s just man puddy.
a creamy discharge from the end of a p-n-s due to a std.
my buddy banged this one chick and a week later while he was taking a p-ss he noticed the man puddy.
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