man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. the sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. this condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. a man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.
man rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.
hiker a: why the h-ll are you walking like that? and what’s with the cringing?
hiker b: i’ve got a wicked case of man rash. it’s killing me.
hiker a: that’s what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? dumb–ss!
- pwn police
the one in charge of all the pwnage. the main man. the one that opens up a can of rape you. i made it up myself and wanted the world to know. someone call the pwn police!!! the pwn police are on your tail!!
- shucked and b*ttered
ready to go. when corn on the cob is ready to eat you usually shuck the husk and b-tter it. d-mnit kids, if your not ‘shucked and b-ttered’ for school in 2 minutes i’m gonna curb stomp the dog. bro, that girl with the cankels and a baby arm at the end of the bar […]
adj.; a term used by one white boy (chris milliken) to define someone who is odd or abnormal; to be crazy; a cranberry dried out to be like a rasin, a compound word. man, you be crazin like a cranberry rasin.
- stinky stuff
fart, p-ssing gas, cutting wind, flatus person1 “eeew did you just fart?” person2 “no, i’m to tired to do stinky stuff.”
insubordinate amazon electrical engineering intern that when asked for an id offers you a burger and a 50% off coupon for another and tells you to, “shut the f-ck up!” then proceeds to choke you out and whisper insults in your ear as you lose consciousness. can often be seen with friends wearing pink tu-tu’s. […]