man rash



man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. the sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. this condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. a man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.

man rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.
hiker a: why the h-ll are you walking like that? and what’s with the cringing?

hiker b: i’ve got a wicked case of man rash. it’s killing me.

hiker a: that’s what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? dumb–ss!

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