man salad


the chest hair of a man; often thick and dark.
some ladies viewed tony’s man salad as an italian delicacy.
a tasty dish of testosterone-induced items, often including nails, broken gl-ss, scorpions, and razor blades. special seasonings include hydrochloric acid, wolf blood, and beer.
when i get home from the construction site, i always prepare myself a light snack; a man-salad.

hey man, watcha ordering? double tripler burger-master?
naah man, i’m being healthy and having a man-salad!
1. a male person who contains definite traits of a man, or holds a large bulk object in his pants. most masculine adjective possible to be used while complimenting fellow friends who are males!
2. a well respected male containing great honor or dignity through certain actions.
“paul…your my mansalad…”
multiple types of dipping tobacco mixed together into one super dip
person 1: hey dude what kinds of dip is in that man salad?

person 2: i got some skoal cherry,citrus, grizzly wg, mint, and some copenhagen straight.
a salad fit for a man, usually containing large amounts of meat
this man salad has my three favorite meats: pepperoni, sausage, and ham.

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