man squirrel


a man squirrel is a girl that has alot of hair, she might shave, but will get a 5 o’clock shadow shortly after shaving. feet that smell like vinegar is a sign of a man squirrel. a happy trail must be present to be cl-ssified as a true man squirrel.
ewww, that gurl is a man squirrel, she smells like vinegar, “honey please put your shoes on!”.

man 1: how was last night?
man 2: she was a total man squirrel, but she gave good head.

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