man store
a store located in a chasm deep in the himmalayas. which can only be reached by riding an eagle and scaling a 900 foot tall brick wall with your bare hands. once there you must man press 100 pounds.
inside the man store there is a single aisle. this aisle, several miles long, contains all the mansentials; guns, knives, p-rn, beef jerkey, condoms, and inflatable jessica albas. there is also a library section, which contains 1 book. this book is 1 page long and made of solid lead. on this page all the mansentials are covered. the book is so large you need a spotter to read it.
there is also a nearby woman store which sells everything a woman needs; lingire and cooking supplies.
chad: dude we should have a f-cking feast!!!
alex: lets go to the man store and get some mansentials!
a club with a majority of men who are of either gay or straight orientation where women of straight orientation or men of gay or bi-s-xual orientation have the freedom to look about and “shop” for a desireable candidate(s) for said “shopper”
eddie: hey dude, you hear about that new club?
ron: yeah man, i heard it was a complete man store.
eddie: but doesn’t that mean there’s a possibility of hawt babes there?
ron: yeah, but they’d probably look at the gay guys who are so much more like them.
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