Man Swine Flu
a condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.
this is a more severe form of man flu.
man: “uggggh! i’m dying!!!”
woman: “no you’re not”
man: “i think i’ve got flu!”
woman: “you’ve got the sniffles, you big puff”
man: “no, i think i’ve got swine flu!”
woman: “you’ve got man swine flu! now get up and put that shelf up.”
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