Man Tidy
a state of order and cleanliness that is barely p-ssable. if your teeth have been brushed for approximately 15 seconds, the front part of your hair has been messily styled, and your shirt has been dragged out of the washing basket and febrezed, consider yourself “man tidy.” if your living room has floor debris and unidentifiable matter pushed under the sofa, empty lager cans lined up on the coffee table and a light layer of dust covering every surface, consider it “man tidy.” if you’re a woman and you keep your affairs in such disorder, then grow some ovaries and pick up a duster.
there are males that walk among us that have shrugged off “man tidy” and all its -ssociated mingingness, yet we shall refer to these individuals as g-ds, because they are so very rare and breathtaking.
“hold on, let me just run in and do a quick spot check. greg was off work today, so i left him in charge of the housework. it’ll probably be man tidy in here”
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