man-trails


the scent trail that a man leaves behind him when he walks past, usually smells like a chemical plant of cheap /nasty axe brand or old nasty spice cologne
milenkovitch- what the f-ck is that smell?? my nose is burning!
tony-chill out man i’m trying this new axe body spray stuff
milenkvitch- what the f-ck did you spray the whole bottle on yourself??
tony- nah man i think the ladies like it
milenkovitch- f-ck off your man-trails are killing me and probably killing off any hot ladies in the vicinity
tony- yeah i guess i should try out the shower instead

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