man turtle
a term used when describing a person who claims to believe in the sincerity of another persons statement, although it is obvious to the general public that the he does not. popularized by stephen colbert.
guy 1 ” did you tell your girlfriend what really happened?”
guy 2 “yeah, she said she beleives me, but it’s obvious that she’s just being a manturtle about it…”
90% turtle 10% man.a vere slow unmanly person
you are such a man turtle!
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