man web
an intricate network of males of various social standing, arranged and used for a variety of functions to satisfy the needs and whims of one centrally situated female. use of more than one male for the same need is an oft used method, but much like a spider web, crossing of 2 threads could cause damage to entire web. the introduction of another woman to the web is discouraged, but can be done if executed carefully.
tina’s man web consisted of 2 comedians who provided laughter, a handyman who serviced her home, a fitness instructor who provided training sessions, a chef who prepared meals, a male model who accompanied her on social engagements and an -n-lyst to manage the logistics of the man web.
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