Man Yoghurt
a thick, creamy substance that is launched from a man’s p-n-s; c-m.
jeremy was furiously whipping up some man yoghurt for his girlfriend.
sperm. s-m-n is an organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa.
guy 1: did you see jon shoot a big load of man yoghurt on cindy’s face?!
guy 2: man, cindy was so surprised!
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