man yogurt


a man’s s-m-n or sperm
“she had a little of my man yogurt last night for her late night snack.”
-men’s yogurt for douche women or gay men
-s-m-n in a yogurt container
-manly yogurt?
-cody: maaan that man-yogurt totally knocked me up yesterday!!

-john: you know man-yogurt makes you manly man!
-ray: yea man lets get some!!
-johnyea because we are so unmanly man!
-ray: totally, but we cannot tell anyone, k?!
-john: why though?
-ray: because it s-m-n…
-john: heck yea…we could get pregnant, lets goo!!
-ray: yeaaa boi…all h-m-!!

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