manage-a-blah
pr-nounced ‘manage-a-trois’, manage-a-blah is useless or ridiculous phrases used to explain an idea when simple, rational language could have been used instead. manage-a-blah is not to be confused with managerspeak, but is closely related. whereas managerspeak is typically complete bullsh-t, manage-a-blah is usually translated into something meaningful. it should be noted the best translators of manage-a-blah are often the most cynical and lazy employees (or simply put, the ones that have been there the longest). it should also be noted that manage-a-blah can qualify for management bingo.
boss: hey folks, we’re not trying to boil the ocean here.
bill (to fred): what the f-ck did the boss just say?
fred: oh, the boss means “let’s not try to solve all the problems at once”. it’s just the boss’s usual manage-a-blah.
boss: well let’s run that up the flag pole and see who salutes it.
bill (to fred): holy sh-t, i think the boss just did it again. what the f-ck was that?
fred: the boss would like to see what other people think of his/her thought-lacking, cr-ppy idea. yet another case of manage-a-blah.
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