Manageholday
when your manager/boss is away from the office for the day (usually in the case when your manager/boss sucks), it’s almost as good as having a day off as everybody is relaxed and in a good mood.
matt: where’s t?
emma: she’s away today sick…
matt: fark yeah, woot manageholday! let’s do a lime thickie run… thickshakes and fun for everybody…
everybody sings: yes yes the boss is away, no constant staring or obtuse statements. now let’s all concentrate on writing a better song… la di do da…
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