management bingo
an office game for yuppies and geeks
1. go to an office meeting
2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase
3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble “bingo” just loud enough for the people next to you to hear
collect phrases like :
“moving forward” (in the future)
“growing the business”
“mental bandwidth”
“de-risk”
“develop a plan around”
“scrubbing” (as in checking over a list)
“partner with” (in reference to another work group)
etc…
then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. five marks is a bingo!
(overheard coming out of a meeting) “hey, i won management bingo today!”
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