Manathalon
a sporting event involving 20 rounds of fierce compet-tion in rounds of only the most manly sports.
contested in a random drawn order are:
. bear wrestling
. tiddlywinks
. beer chugging.
. whirlpool escape
. rock breaking
. house building
. petrol inhalation
. beard growing
. dwarf tossing
. mma 1v1 (knockout championship)
. crocodile dundee rodeo
. lorry toeing
. steak eating
. elephant weightlifting
. ballet
. rugby
. chainsaw jousting
. moose stomping
. dave
. watching sad films and not crying
the event is held every 4 years.
barry absolutely smashed the compet-tion in last year’s manathalon.
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