Manballs

to sack up, or what to say before someone is about to do something gnarly.
did you see the manb-lls on that surfing that m-ssive wave?
manball. originated from manchester in 2009. a cross between netball, rugby and extreme violent wrestling. great fun, but not for those unwilling to earn man points. played with a large scale tennis ball on a 10 metre long pitch.
‘dude. i’m tired.’
‘manball?’

‘h-ll yeah!”
a sport resembling basketball where the only methods of scoring include 3 pointers, dunks, and alley oops.
thats how you play f-cking man ball billups!!!

(after draining a game winning three)

lebron james only plays man ball in the first quarter.
type of football that makes your t-st-cl-s grow just by watching. the ground n pound run down yo throat till you bleed football.

if you feel the urge to punch infants and drink bleach with a bowl full of rusty nails, you just watched manball.

if you suddenly feel like yelling your lungs out and doing max reps at the gym 10x over, you just watched manball.
“hey man wanna watch the alabama vs stanford game?”

“nah man, that’s boring all they do is run…”

“the h-ll?! you dissin’ manball? this game makes a men out of pansies like you. this.is.manball.”
the game (thats very popular at power chord academy boston 08) that consists of 2 or more players to sit on the ground, 7 ft apart. they must spread their legs. then they must take off a shoe or get a lacrosse ball or something, and throw it the other person’s t-st-cl-s/b-lls/d-ck/nuts. they must go back and forth trying to hit the others nuts. if the person being thrown at flinches, the other person gets a turn. they go back and forth till somebody forfeits/can’t take anymore pain.
josh: “my b-lls f-cking kill.”
jack: “yeah i know. that was an intense game of manball yest-rday.”
any questionable or non-ambitious man on ball contact
“manball huh? that’s gay.” if this quote is warranted, the manball slur is just.
in the fourth quarter of your football game, with a 1:17 to go, and you’re up by 2. the b-lls on their 40 yard line. it’s fourth down. you go for the field goal. that is manball.

manball is always being played. go hard, and make no exceptions.
one day i was in my brother’s room and trying to eat an orange with one hand. i couldn’t peal the slices so i ate the second half in one go. while my mouth was stuffed he started laughing at me. m-ffled, i said to him, “manball,” and he replied exhuberently, “yes!” it was manball.