manbeardyke


another creature subject to al gore’s poor math skills. a cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. it is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-large biceps
-plays professional / semi-professional football
-really short hair (spikes optional)
-could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw
“holy cr-p, did you see that?”
“no! what happened?”
“another manbeardyk- sighting!”

“you guys, i’m super duper serial! manbeardyk- really does exist!”

similar to manbearpig, except half man, half bear, half dyk-. usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-large biceps
-plays professional / semi-professional football
-really short hair (spikes optional)
-could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw
1: “holy cr-p, did you see that?”
2: “no? what happened?”
1: “another manbeardyk- sighting!”

“com on guys, i’m super duper serial. manbeardyk- really does exist!”

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