mancarpet


a male’s pubic hair.
wild’s teeth were full of mancarpet after he was through with teddy.
a condition that occurs when there are too many men and not enough beds. usually occurs on spontaneous vacations or due to underbooking rooms.
dude we had 15 guys and only one twin sized bed, there were so many people sleeping on the floor the floor was covered by a wall to wall man carpet.

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