MANCE


1. (noun): meg’s adorable nose crinckle expression: based off of former uk prime minister margaret aka: meg thatcher’s facial expressions. these were particularly obvious during parliamentary debates and were the result of awkward silences amongst ministers.

2. (verb): to mance: to commit an adorable nose crinckle expression
meg manced as she tried to ignore the giggling of the opposion whip speaker.
another word for j-zz, sperm, and -j-c-l-t–n. except. mance is more of a brownish yellowish color then a white. also, it is more liquidy, due to the fact that it has less sperm cells then normal -j-c-l-t–n. this is safe to swallow.
boy: i’m gonna mance!

girl: the mouth is opennn (;
to mance (verb) – when a group of guys are dancing in the same vicinity on a dance floor(not necessarily with each other) with no females around.
“may i have this mance?”

“hey check it out. those guys are totally mancing together. where are the chicks?”

“sorry ladies, i’m just here to mance.”
when two dudes dance with eachother. usually, very awkwardly.
last night at the club, dave and justin were mancing the whole time. it was so embarr-ssing.

hey bro, wanna mance and try to pick up those chicks?
a compound word short for “more chance” developed in bristol.

generally used when conversing about a forthcoming event. for example – person a – “are you coming to the gig?”, person b “i’ll make it mance” – i.e there is more chance of me attending than not.

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