manchelle
a small puertorican named mich-lle that unbeknownst to most has a d-ck that wraps around the circ-mference of the earth at least twice. hobbies include eating anything in sight, collecting rabbits, popping in and out of friends lives, p–ping, attracting large boyfriends, and being a man.
scott: hey look it’s mich-lle
david: nope that’s a man.
evan: that sure is a manch-lle
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