ManCycle


an imaginary time during the month when the cycles of the moon cause a man to be b-tchy and irritable. directly related to a woman’s pre-menstrual cycle, a woman can ask a grumpy man whether or not he’s on his ‘mancycle’.
jim’s being a d-ck this week. i think he’s on his mancycle.
half man, half bicycle.
(not to be confused with the half man, half popcicle, see mancicle)
john: culo verde! look at that guy riding his bike down the street!
sue: you manc-nt, only a mancycle can ride like that!
john: lick my fronton!

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