mandangled


def: in state of total inhebriation. unable to control any bodily part and or function. f-cked up r-t-rded

background: got so f-cked up and r-t-rded one night with paulie b. nick and tray, that we had to come up with a new word
> dude what did you do last night?

> dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter….woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar

> sounds like you got mandangled
simultaneous s-x in both -ss and v-g-n-..
stephanie got mandangled!!

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