Mandarin Surprise
s-xual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid s-x worker. similar in nature to the designation of “dealer’s choice.” the purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the “mandarin surprise” will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the “thrill of the unknown.”
note: a mandarin surprise can be executed by any race of s-x worker and is not exclusive to those of mandarin descent.
oral is $100, -n-l is $250 or you can get a “mandarin surprise” for $500.
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