mandela nut
when you can’t find the p-rn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. did that video ever exist or did you just c-m so hard you nutted into another dimension?
“bro, i can’t find that video of riley reid anywhere on the internet. what happened?”
“who’s riley reid?”
“oh no…did i just mandela nut?”
“i don’t know. let’s blow each other to see if we’re in the right dimension.”
when you try to jack off to a p-rno you found a couple of days ago but can’t find it anymore. did the video ever exist or did you just c-m so hard you nutted yourself into another dimension?
“bro, i can’t find that video of riley reid anywhere.”
“who’s riley reid?”
“dude, did i just mandela nut?”
“i don’t know. let’s blow each other to see if we can fix the timeline.”
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