Mandering
similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. this can sometimes be cl-ssified as a condition—and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. one who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. they may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.
rob: do you know where bruce went off to last night?
ted: uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting sh-t with the locals.
rob: ha. yeah prolly… that sh-thead! i couldn’t get ahold of him and had to take a cab back
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