mandicap
a handicap placed on men, to give women a fair chance at winning
jane: “every time i score a basket, it’s two points. every time you score one d-ck, it’s just one point.”
d-ck: “wtf?”
jane: “it’s your mandicap john, because otherwise i’d have no hope of beating you and your superior man skills.”
when a man can’t start a topic of dicussion
hey hows the wheather susan?
oh my god you have the biggest mandicap!
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