mandinga


mandinga is the devil in venezuela.
he is mandinga himself!!!
probably the finest lax man with the finest sister { i have a man crush on him )
yo dinga nice abs… wanna sleep over ?
a dude straight out of africa, usually with some click clack gum gum accent.
in the movie barbershop starring ice cube, the barber d-nka who is in love with terri (eve) is referred to as “mandinga” by terri’s boy friend kevin.
a mandinga is simply a man from dinga. dinga is a town where such poeple like chuck noris originate from. so a man of dinga can be considered a bad-ss or a cool guy. so there for mandinga is a slang word for a bad-ss cool guy, maybe a friend, uncle, neihgbor, i dont know anyone who fits the discription. in other words, it is not a s-x act or a devil, simply a comment or t-tle given to someone.
hey mandinga how is it goin?
also know as the “bowling ball”. the mandinga is performed by inserting your thumb and middle finger into your partner’s v-g-n- and b-tthole, respectively. you know if you have performed the mandinga correctly if your partner yells “mandinga”! if she yells, “ow!”, you probably did it wrong.
c’mon baby, let me f-ck you in the b-tt! well let’s try this!
mandinga!
see “mandanga”. originally “mandinga”, but was “mutated” into “mandanga” after treefrogg kept saying it to his wife “leanne” and kept repeating her bullsh-t version..!! (it kinda stuck after that..!!)
all right mandinga’s. who’s comin for a bwad pint innit..!!

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