Mandition
a tradition that every man should partic-p-te in or be labeled as womanly.
tom: “dude, are you growing a mustache for no shave november?”
dave: “no tom, no shave november is gay.”
tom: “your breaking a mandition, dude, you gotta be queer.”
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