Mandor


mandorr: a lovable, tactful (>_>) creature, the mandorr has a penchant for military dictatorship and high-style. this specie of paddyius-germanicus has honed an unusual mating dance over several millennia – adopting a chic pout whilst shuddering like a pneumatic drill operator with parkinson’s. think of standing on a washing machine in heels, holding an invisible tray of crystal, and you’re halfway there.

an intensely p-ssionate mammal, the mandorr will – if forced into contact with a human – lull the victim into a false sense of euphoria, provide a great many laughs, and generally act as a breath of fresh air from the muggy tedium of it’s environment; before unleashing an almighty high kick and punch combo to stun its prey and taking it back to its nest to mate. profusely. like a rabbit. kinda. (that’s jeni’s story anyway…)

those who are fortunate enough to experience a mandorr in the wild will understand that little – aside from perhaps an adult natzor or donaldson – leaves oneself feeling quite so confused, bedazzled, and above all merry as a day or two with that dahrlin’.

just, please g-d; don’t get the mandor started on prom/exams/that s-xy beast cal. you’ll regret it.

oh yeah, and you’re kinda poor. in the nicest possible way though of course… :-p

i spent way too long writing that…
“ello dahrlin’!”

erm… something else. it’s 1am what the h-ll do you expect from me!? -explodes-
first of all s-xy cal….. ha!! sure…. mandor i love u babz ur da bomb and i love ur wee vodka iru bru gl-ss in ur hand doin the hand dance u do !!!
go go go go mandor its ur birthday!!!
kisses xxxxx

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