Mandrake

a slang victorian era term for a male h-m-s-xual.
your cousin is most certainly a mandrake, he even wears a pansy in his lapel.
the group captain from her majesty’s royal air force who partic-p-tes in the officer exchange program with the burpelson air force base in the film dr. strangelove. he tries to get the persuade general jack d. ripper to recall or give him the recall codes for the bomb wing set to drop nuclear weapons inside russian borders.
i’m what you might call a water man, jacky old boy.
a distro of linux which is similar to redhat, except that it does not take up much disk sp-ce, and is fairly easy for helping windows users to learn how to use linux.
mandrake linux rules!
pr-nunciation of the name of a particular british-manufactured quaalude, “mandrax.”
no example provided for “mandrakes.”
quaalude. (downer pills/pantydroppers).
“let’s give these ladies some mandrakes”
also called the “mandrak”/ and “he who shall not be named”:

as the legend goes, the mandrake was created along with the infamous mandrews. mandrake was actually a growth or rather a parasite of the mandrews when they were birthed into the world. when the mandrake/mandrews combination came from the womb the doctor had mistaken the mandrake as the human and mandrews it’s tool and/or the birth defect. oh so very wrong was the doctor, so very wrong. as mandrews grew the mandrake grew as well although glacially slow and now the mandrake walks the earth hunting/ stalking women and mandrews is it’s bearer. when “they” talk about global warming/ halocaust/ and all s-xual predators both online and infiltrating the system, they are speaking of the mandrake.

summoning:
to call forth the mandrake onto this plane of existence one must perform the summoning ritual. details of this ritual were lost in the fires of h-ll to protect mortalkind.
“dude we dont speak of the mandrake out loud, the evils will escape…”
a semi-chewed piece of food (it can be any food but most commonly a sandwich) which is spat out onto the ground. someone may wish to birth a mandrake for several reasons: an unpleasant tasting mouthful, an unwanted object e.g. a fly may have entered the eater’s mouth without consent or even just for fun.
the word originates from north yorkshire where a boy named caleb first gave birth to a mandrake outside u07 at south craven school.
oh look at that mandrake on the floor, it looks just like the insides of a big mac.

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