mangery


the surgery, often minor, that a man performs on himself in order to avoid a hospital visit, and the fees that accompany a hospital visit. may include a wife or girlfriend standing by with peroxide, a bottle of rum, various painkillers or illicit substances, dirty surgical instruments, super glue (in lieu of st-tches), or any combination of those. a man has successfully performed mangery on himself when he has gone one week without getting a major infection.
-man i fell off my bike last week!
-dude, you ok??
-yeah, i had some gravel in my hand, but it was nothin’ a little mangery couldn’t handle
-was the mangery successful?
-yup, no infection yet.

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