mangirlfriend

any female who is more masculine than her boyfriend. her physique is typically bulkier than that of her significant other. she also has a deeper voice and weighs more. it’s speculated that mangirlfriends even have more facial hair than their boyfriends.

on top of all of this, a mangirlfriend is usually ugly as sh-t. if one didn’t know she was a girl, one would swear she was a bear. once one discovers she’s a girl, one immediately -ssumes she’s a lesbian.

but no, she is in fact straight, and usually extra sl-tty in hopes of proving this. a mangirlfriend’s boyfriend is typically either desperate for companionship or is basically on the verge of being a twink. if the latter is the case, the difference in masculinity is extra humorous.
mortimer: “what the h-ll? why is jacob sitting in his girlfriend’s lap? shouldn’t it be the other way around?”
jimi: “mangirlfriend!”

kaylee: “f-ck austin and his f-cking mangirlfriend!”
ajay: “hey watch out, he might have her beat you up.”
a male friend who is a surrogate replacement of a girlfriend or spouse in a heteros-xual way. mgs are in near constant communication and may talk more than an actual girlfriend or spouse. similar to a wingman but with more responsibility, a man-girlfriend will do anything that is typically done by a girlfriend (other than s-x). seth and evan, in the cult cl-ssic superbad, were man-girlfriends.
“my man-girlfriend hasn’t called me today and i’m starting to get a little worried.”

“dude, have you talked to brady lately? what the h-ll is his problem? his man-girlfriend is out of town and he’s going into withdrawal.”