mangle your dangle


to beat your meat.
to pull your pork
jerk off
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tommy:you going to stay up and get drunk with us?

freddie:no, i got to go home, i have work in the morning.

tommy:bullsh-t, you dont have a job, you’re going to go mangle your dangle f-ggot!

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