Mango Chutney


it is the v-g-n-l fluid that drips out after a lesbian couple has performed oral pleasure on each other at the same time while eating mangos (aka lesbo 69). it is a milky fluid made up of saliva, the existing fluid in the v-g-n-, and chunks of mango. the v-g-n- tastes like mango and usually bits of mango get stuck inside the v-g-n-. if you know a lesbian, ask her to save some next time she’s headin south. it goes great on burritos.
“mmm that b-tch got me loads of that mango chutney and it was delicious. don’t be afraid of the chutney bro.”
a thick gooey substance consisting of faeces and “man goo”.

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