Mango Shaved Ice
when you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that “mango shaved ice” has some sort of disgusting s-xual connotation much like “strawberry shortcake” does, causing them to immediately stop.
person a: dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a s-xual technique? it’s even worse than strawberry shortcake! beware of these convoluted food items.
person b (eating mango shaved ice): omfgwtfbbq -spits out everything he or she is eating.-
person a: :d
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