mango stiffy
refers to the b-n-r of an asian male: mango because it is yellow, stiffy meaning erect p-n-s. select promiscuous females may even tell you that the renowned mango stiffy truly tastes like mango. it is paramount to fully embrace the oncome of the mango stiffy.
bob: why do so many girls like that asian kid?
juan: idk man, but i’ve overheard the girls over there talking about “mango stiffy?” don’t know what that’s supposed to mean…
pung tang (asian kid): hoes love the mango stiffy 8==d
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