mangy nuts
small dry and dull bits hanging from split ends attached to the sting ring of a human after having a gastronomical explosion at the rear end or entrance, also known as the starfish, the brown eye, the stink kiss, the bubbler, the ball’s eye, the chicken feeder.
laundromat to client: “your mangy nuts are stuck to your jeans, you should stock up on some fibre or 8 gl-sses of water a day, will keep the mangy nuts away”.
girlfriend to boyfriend while being down under: “will the real nut please stand up”!! boyfriend : thats my mangy nut dear he is part of the family..dont you remember i spoke about little jimmy!!! he is getting heavy but i love him already!!!
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