Manhab


1.a technique used by women to try and repair broken men. foundation: ego stroking. followed with gratuitus ego stroking and more ego stroking. amounts to covering cosmetic imperfections.2. also used as slang when one needs to give up men for a period of time (say at least 28 days).
example 1: “i spent 6 months manhabbing him and he left me for someone else.” also known as a short sale.

example 2: “i’m exhausted from dating, i think i need manhab.”

example 3: “honey, he’s never going to change…..if you can’t see that now, we may have to do an intervention and send you to manhab.”

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