a condom, especially a discarded one (because they are often seen floating in the new york harbor)
there was a manhattan eel everywhere you looked.
- doodie smooch
when one is eating another’s -ss, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the t-rd. i was giving the b-tch a rim job when she f-cking “doodie smooched” me. i promptly -ss punched that b-tch.
the b-st-rd offspring of wal-mart and satan that resides the deepest pits of mordor (in nez zealand) random kiwi: lets go to pac-n-save and shop till we drop to support satan and his other b-st-rd offspring… mysp-ce.
- Pad Thai
a noodle dish from thailand. pad thai is made from rice noodles, tofu, scallions, garlic, crushed peanuts, egg and sprouts fried in a wok and tossed in a sauce made with fish sauce, sugar, tamarind paste ( although, not traditionally) and rice vinegar. vegan versions are made the same minus the egg and fish sauce. […]
said to be g-d’s trophy human. they said she was palak, but we all know that could not be possible! awesome girl who has cool hair and is very funny; often goes into day dreams; note: one of a kind. palak is the coolest girl in school. i wish i was palak. i want to […]
something that is cool that is the dopzizzel my nizzel