Manhattan, Il


it sounds of the cl-ss of new york, but with none of the style or substance. manhattan, il is a geographical oddity, where one can pee in another’s front yard, and claim it is to stop the advance of wildlife. one may also stumble upon sasquatchish people, bowhunting in their front yards, and typically wearing novelty slippers. the lawns are burnt from many an inflatable pool or pup tent, as are the driveways from many a cardboard bonfire on a windy night.
the mayor wears a visor, the supermarket is berkots, and the water has enough iron to kill a rhino….
ah…it has to be manhattan, il!
hey, where is it legal to build an outhouse in your backyard?
in manhattan, il

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