Manhattan Mud Slide
the art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of manhattan in the late 1800s. the euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a sh-t has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. performing a manhattan mud slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.
“just rubbed one out while taking a dump” – larry
“wow, nothing better than a morning manhattan mud slide” – scotty
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