Maniacal Midget


a hyperactive child. usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.
manager: sorry about the mess joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
joe: how did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!

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